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Assassins Creed sure is fun!

mrschuster:

Played some Assassins Creed over the weekend and all I could think of were stupid jokes on practicalities.

Like that shiny white Assassins outfit:

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Or that hood:

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And of course, the hidden wrist blades:

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(via assassinregrets)

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela, via strigidaes)

whatwouldkhaleesiwear:

What Would Khaleesi Wear?Ivory Dragon-inspired talon heels

whatwouldkhaleesiwear:

What Would Khaleesi Wear?
Ivory Dragon-inspired talon heels

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

(via lundsdotter)

helpmejordan:

Can we just take a moment to remember the greatest book in the history of our childhoods…

helpmejordan:

Can we just take a moment to remember the greatest book in the history of our childhoods…

(via mcpuss)

therandominmyhead:


Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com, via oshannondoah)

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really  annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via oshannondoah)

whatshipsarebuiltfor:

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

Still don’t watch this show but feels

(Source: branstarks, via oshannondoah)

lemonsharks:

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

no no but this is GREAT, because what the cat is saying is, “this is my bunny. this bun belong to me. mine. mine mine.”

and what the bunny is hearing is “hail to you my queen, and glory and honor from this humblest kitten” and what the bunny is saying back is

"continue" and so the cat goes

"BUN is MINE I will coat the bun in my scent so everyone knows"

(Source: faunasworld-moved, via luchia13)

trixdraws:

More work-in-progress. #leviackerman #shingekinokyojin #attackontitan

trixdraws:

More work-in-progress. #leviackerman #shingekinokyojin #attackontitan

(via princesshistoria)

marinashutup:

i feel like uneducated cis men feeling they are more qualified to define feminism than women who have studied and identify as feminists only further reinforces why feminism is important and necessary

(via assassinregrets)

sixpenceee:

1-800-fyou:

sixpenceee:

THE MYSTERY OF DEVIL’S KETTLE FALLS
Look at the 2 waterfalls. One of them (the one to the left) seems to descend into a hole and disappear forever. Researchers have poured blue dye and ping ping balls into the fall to try and track where it goes, but no luck. 
There a bunch of theories but no definite answer. No one is really sure where the water goes just yet
SOURCE

I thought this was just a thing for Jennifer’s Body

Oh nah, it’s a real thing too 

sixpenceee:

1-800-fyou:

sixpenceee:

THE MYSTERY OF DEVIL’S KETTLE FALLS

Look at the 2 waterfalls. One of them (the one to the left) seems to descend into a hole and disappear forever. Researchers have poured blue dye and ping ping balls into the fall to try and track where it goes, but no luck. 

There a bunch of theories but no definite answer. No one is really sure where the water goes just yet

SOURCE

I thought this was just a thing for Jennifer’s Body

Oh nah, it’s a real thing too 

(via cakeandgriefcounseling)

Charcoal Mess

Anonymous said: What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via oshannondoah)

thenimbus:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

Crystal Methy Pie

thenimbus:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

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brush me

Crystal Methy Pie

(Source: pleatedjeans, via tabiturtle)